Detropia review
Posted : 10 years, 4 months ago on 1 August 2014 03:32 (A review of Detropia)This inefficient documentary on the sad state of Detroit makes the tried inspiration ineffective. The subject matter is no doubt interesting and I like the small glimmering amount of hope for their city.
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Speed Racer review
Posted : 10 years, 4 months ago on 1 August 2014 07:44 (A review of Speed Racer)This movie is one of the coolest looking movie but the dialogue and script is horrendous and the actors look lost, probably because they're trying to act on 100% green screen.
I like to compare it to Kanye West music. Great production, beats, etc. But terrible rapping/lyrics
I like to compare it to Kanye West music. Great production, beats, etc. But terrible rapping/lyrics
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JCVD review
Posted : 10 years, 4 months ago on 1 August 2014 07:30 (A review of JCVD)The muscles from Brussels plays himself in a film that's actually more watchable than laughable... could be a first for the actor.
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Instinct review
Posted : 10 years, 4 months ago on 1 August 2014 07:24 (A review of Instinct)These filmmakers clearly have poor instinct. Cuba clearly trying too hard to match the successful energy of "Jerry Maguire" but can't because the writing is so awful.
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Georgia (1995) review
Posted : 10 years, 4 months ago on 1 August 2014 07:17 (A review of Georgia (1995))Two annoying characters bring each other down and bring me down. I'm feeling down just writing this shoddy review.
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The Do-Deca-Pentathlon review
Posted : 10 years, 4 months ago on 1 August 2014 06:37 (A review of The Do-Deca-Pentathlon)Returning to their mumblecore style, the Duplass Brothers make what seems like an co-autobiography. Sadly it doesn't have the cleverness and energy of "Puffy Chair" or "Baghead".
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A Cat in Paris review
Posted : 10 years, 4 months ago on 1 August 2014 06:30 (A review of A Cat in Paris)A delightful animated adventure that felt long, more appropriate for a short. I appreciate small production houses continuing to make alternative animated films so we aren't only getting Dreamworks/Disney options.
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Hot Tub Time Machine review
Posted : 10 years, 4 months ago on 1 August 2014 05:51 (A review of Hot Tub Time Machine)An ode to the 80s John Cusack movies... with John Cusack. Another example of a funny premise with too many stupid gags mixed in with funny moments.
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Mansome review
Posted : 10 years, 4 months ago on 1 August 2014 04:34 (A review of Mansome)Spurlock attempts to make another entertaining doc. There are certainly some highlights but I was ultimately just grossed out by the end and didn't really understand the point of it all by the end.
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Daredevil review
Posted : 10 years, 4 months ago on 1 August 2014 04:13 (A review of Daredevil)The least daring superhero movie I've seen. The writing - bad. The direction - bad. The acting - bad. The set design and art direction... eh, ok. Somehow an Elektra movie still came about after the universal critic and audience panning.
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